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WHAT IS BIRTHDAY 

Teacher: How old is your

father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North

America .

MARIA:        Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered

America ?

CLASS:        Maria.

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

 

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked

me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child)

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for

water?

DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to

O    

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TEACHER:      Clyde , your composition on

'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..

Did you copy his?

CLYDE  :        No sir, It's

the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who

keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:    A teacher

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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

 

Just for a change!!

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