Wednesday 16 September 2015

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Wives wouldn't listen properly



 A man was driving a car ...

A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!

Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"

Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"

Suddenly she had an accident 

She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road

MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"...
😄😝😛😜
Women never listen properly:-

Wife: I lost my keys again !

Husband: It's in your Jeans.

Wife: Don't drag my family into this....

😝👍😂
Husband's Message (by cellphone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside office. Teena brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife's Response:

Who is Teena?😂


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