An indigenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began:
"Before begining my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi kashyap of kashmir, after whom kashmir is named.
When he found a beautiful lake,
he thought-"What a good opportunity 2 have a bath",
He removed his clothes,put them aside on d rock and entered d water.
When he got out and wantd to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Pakistani had stolen them!
'The Pakistani representative in Assembly jumped up furiously n shouted
"what r u talking about?
The Pakistanis weren't there then."
Indian representative smiled and said,
"And now that we have made that clear, i'll begin my speech.
"And they say Kashmir
belongs to them".
Being an Indian i simply love this msg.. Even at the cost of repeating it🇮🇳