Have a smile !!!
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..Wife: oh..jaan..luv you so much.. Did he do that??Husband:He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.*****Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?Conductor: 24 hours.Aadmi: Wo kaise?Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!*****Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!*****A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for theiranniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.Was the necklace FAKE?Nooooo! That was the deal :)*****A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!*****Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :"Please Do Not Disturb me,I am Married and already very Disturbed..."******Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho,Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda na kare?Swami: Mann ka Vehem kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vehem!!!!==============================end
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