Wednesday, 15 July 2015

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ DIL KI DUNYA

Have a smile !!!


Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
 
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
 
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
 
Wife: oh..jaan..luv you so much.. Did he do that??
 
Husband: 
He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
 
*****
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
 
Conductor: 24 hours.
 
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
 
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
 
 *****
 
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
 
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!
 
 *****
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their
 anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
 
Was the necklace FAKE?
 
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
 
*****
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. 
As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
 
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
 
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......
here the chef knows how to cook!!
 
 *****
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
 
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."
 
 ******
Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, 
Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda na kare?
 
Swami: Mann ka Vehem kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vehem!!!!

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