Judge: You are accused of rape. So you are fined .. Rs. 11,46,080.
Accused: My Lord, why such exact amount of Rs. 11,46,080?
Judge: Rs.10,00,000/- for rape, 4% VAT and 10.2% Entertainment Tax!
Very funny
Mechanical Engineer's wife Delivered a baby..
Wife Sends SMS to Husband :
"Your New Vehicle is Launched."
Husband SMS's back :
"With Gear or Without Gear?"
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