[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ LAW OF EQUALITY

Law of equality 💠

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is

 exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞📱

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I argued👿... She argued👿...

I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱

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Chess is the only game in the world,

which reflects the status of the husband.

the poor king can take only one step at a time ...

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

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All Men are Brave,

Horror Movies don't Scare them....

But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝

One Smart Guy Invented

"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'😜👌

Thank god she didnt add

  'last seen with' 

😉😝😝

Punch Of D Day ....

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Once A Man Asked God: 

"Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, 

And All Wifes Are Always Angry

 

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... 

And you make them Wife...!!!

 Your Problem.. !!! 😉

😝

What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝

Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, 

Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes,

Can Shorten your Life."

-Shakespear's Wife

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Dont laugh  alone pass it on.....👹👹

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