Law of equality 💠
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is
exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞📱
😜😜😜😜
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I argued👿... She argued👿...
I shouted😡... She shouted😡 and then she cried😭
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...😝😝😝
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'😜👌
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
😉😝😝
Punch Of D Day ....
✨✨👊👊✨✨
Once A Man Asked God:
"Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet,
And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ...
And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!! 😉
😝
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,
Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes,
Can Shorten your Life."
-Shakespear's Wife
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹
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