[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Make Others Think You Have a Girlfriend

Make Others Think You Have a Girlfriend

 

Some lucky few of us have girlfriends..

But what if you're alone?

Don't worry, all you need is your right hand..

..lots of light makeup..

...red nail polish and a scrunchie

Voilà! Here's your new caring girlfriend!

Just don't fall asleep!

And don't forget to kiss her on your way home

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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it."

    

Rajesh kannoly

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