Pet Bow Tie
Some people just radiate dignity.
Ferret Beret
It's a soft 't' in 'ferret' also.
Pig Hoodie
One of the few things better than a pig in a blanket is a pig in a hoodie.
Gourmet Chef Horse Outfit
—Take this back and tell the chef he's an ass!
—Actually, he's a thoroughbred, sir.
—Actually, he's a thoroughbred, sir.
Dog Overalls
Hey, Funky Bunch! Can we just stop with all the terrible 1990s throwbacks already?
Rat Sweater & Hat
The sweater's great, but is the hat too 'country-mouse'?
Parrot Tuxedo with Tails
Polly does not want a cracker, Polly wants a silver-tipped cane and top hat.
Dog Kimono
The memoirs of this geisha read: "Ate mail, took nap, peed in slippers, chased cat. Was good day."
Guinea Pig Golf Gear
PETA goes crazy if you even hint at playing golf with a guinea pig. They just don't get it.
Ferret Turtleneck
Ferrets get a bad rap, but pop a pink roll-neck on one and it basically transforms her into the Zooey Deschanel of the pet world.
Hamster Bag
Where else does a hamster keep her phone, her make-up and her sesame seeds?
Plaid Shirt for Dogs
Will hipsters ever ditch their dumb haircuts and plaid shirts?
Goose Sombrero
The poncho isn't available, which is a shame because it really ties the look together.
Chicken Tutu
Henrietta's favorite designer has always been Eggsy Johnson.
Guinea Pig Cowboy Hat
To update his look, Guinea Ray Cyrus cut off his mullet, but kept the cowboy hat.
Knitted Hat for Dogs
There's a fine line between "individual" and "loner."
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
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