Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ JOKES *Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...* 😂😂😭😭

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2017-03-21 1:04 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:

  

1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_

*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_

2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*

3.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*

4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
    *"Which book has helped you most in your life?"*
   *The woman replied , "My husband's cheque book!"*
 

5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband  the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics         are on the 1st floor!"*

6. Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What's the secret?"_
     Old man : I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!*

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day._
   *Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*]]

   *Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...* 😂😂😭😭💧💦💦

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