Saturday, 4 March 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ JUST FOR LAUGHS

Banana Bread

The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when
 my 16-year- old came into the kitchen where
 the family had gathered. 
"That bread smells about done don't you think, Mom?"
 he asked. I told him I had set the timer and it was fine.
 A little later he repeated his suggestion. 
"Mom, I really think that loaf is done. 
Maybe you should check it." 
Always quick to come to my defense, 
my 13-year-old son said, 
"Eddie, Mom's been burning that banana bread
 for 20 years now. I think she knows when to take it out."


Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils:
people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing."
~ Tom Dreesen

Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A Wonkey.

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What is black and white, 
black and white, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.

Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!

Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.

Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
A: Because they've got big fingers.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!


The preacher came to call the other day. He said
at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him,
"Oh I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor,
upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask
myself, "Now, what am I here after?"

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