Saturday, 4 March 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ PEOPLE ON FACE BOOK

The Different Types Of People On Facebook



Below are the 12 categories of people on Facebook. 
Just a little bit of fun between
you and your friends. Enjoy.

1) The "Rooster" –
Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook
 "Good Morning" every day !!

2) The "Lurker" –
Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything,
 and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

3) The "Hyena" –
Doesn't ever really say anything, just
 LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" –
Has 4,367 friends for NO reason

5) The "Gamer" –
Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes 
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY

6) The "Cynic" –

Hates their life, and everything in it, as
evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates. 

7) The "Collector" –
Never posts anything either,
but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff. 

8) The "Promoter" –
Always sends event invitations to things that
 you ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The "Liker" –
Never actually says anything, but
always clicks the "like" button 

10) "Drama Queen/ King" –
This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or
"They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that
you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but
 then they never finish telling the story.

11) The "News" –
Always updates you on what they are doing and who
they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly 

12) The "Thief" –
Steals status updates... and
will probably steal yours every chance they get....

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