Tuesday 3 March 2015

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Today's Jokes

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
Super Insults:

😜😜😜

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
😝😝😝😝😝😝

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also πŸ‘€
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œ

πŸŽ‰πŸ’πŸ»πŸŽ­πŸŽ·πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸ’ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘
πŸ‘†Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😑
Salesman: πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜
πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: did u drink
Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ»πŸ‘

Dont laugh alone. Pass it on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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