Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Two Jokes - Enjoy

VERY NICE

On Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 4:42 PM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing
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> Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
> years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for
> a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly
> gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your
> hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
> To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
> around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"
>
>
> *******
>
> Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men
> asked the other," Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
> "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological
> techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great!
> And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and
> thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he
> asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You
> mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the
> name of that memory clinic?"
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