Wednesday 25 March 2015

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ YOU WILL WALK TODAY

VERY NICE

On Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 2:40 PM, Mohamed Jaffer <mjkassam@gmail.com> wrote:
> I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
>
> The Bishop came,
> laid his hands on my hand and said,
> "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
>
> I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
>
> The Rabbi came,
> laid his hands on my hand and said,
> "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
>
> I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
>
> The Mullah came,
> took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"
>
> I snapped at him, "There's nothing wrong with me"
>
> The Buddhist Monk came,
> held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk
> today!"
>
> I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
>
> After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I
> believe in all Religions now, equally
>
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