[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Divorce

 

 

 

 

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.   Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.   One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:     Have you any grounds?   Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.       No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?     It made of concrete.         I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?   No, we have carport, and not need one.     I mean what are your relations  like?   All my relations still in Poland .         Is there any infidelity in your marriage?   We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.         Does your wife beat you up?     No, I always up before her.           Is your wife a nagger?   No, she white.         Why do you want this divorce?     She going to kill me.         What makes you think that?     I got proof.           What kind of proof ?       She going to poison me.               She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.       I can read English pretty good, and it say:                                                                                                                                                             jckrsna  Yours Hiten A. Raja Nairobi. KENYA.   Hiten@HitenRaja.com                           I don't believe in astrology. I am a Pieces and we're very skeptical.   When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.   After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.   "Attitudes determine your altitude"