[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Ph. D

 I didn't get my Ph. D by sitting on my ass. "

One day, in a well known university, a senior professor 

started his class on a very serious topic. 

The moment he turned towards the blackboard, 

one of the students whistled. He turned, 

looked at the class and asked the whistler's name .............

 As usual and as expected no one answered.

The professor peacefully kept the pen in his pocket 

and picked up his bag. Saying that, the lecture ends

here and that was enough for the day, he started 

moving towards the gate of the class ........... 

Students were overjoyed to be free.

Then, he suddenly stopped and turned towards 

the class, kept his bag on the table and said, 

"I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time". 

Everyone became interested.

Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but 

it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought 

I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save

 my time next morning and might induce sleep. 

After having my tank full, I started roaming in 

that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride.

Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as 

young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing.

 Must have been returning from a party. 

Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked

 if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop

 her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.

(Who would deny a beautiful young company 

instead of a dry non sleepy need😜😜)

She sat in the front seat with me. 

We started talking, and to my amazement she was

 very intelligent, had control on many topics

 which many youngsters don't.

When we reached her address, she admitted 

my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that

 she had fallen in love with me.

I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and 

that I've also started liking her. I told her about my

 job as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. 

Then she asked me a favour, to which i couldn't 

have denied naturally.

She said that her brother is a student in the same

 university, and asked me to take care of him, 

since we'll be in a long relationship now.

I asked the name of the student.

She said that I'll recognise him with one of 

his very prominent quality.

He whistles a lot.

The moment the professor said this, 

all eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy

 who had whistled.

The professor turned to that boy and said,

"Young man I didn't get my Ph. D by sitting on my ass. "

               

     Best regards,  

              

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