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On Tue, Oct 25, 2016 at 9:37 PM, Hoe Jin Chin <chenheren@gmail.com> wrote:
LikeTo view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/--2016-10-25 11:55 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> :--NEVER SAW IT COMING !
Good question!Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat
and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get
up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine
obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.
As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his
Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'*Build 3 factories*in your life, 4th one you will get automatically1. *Ice factory* in brain. Be cool.2. *Sugar factory* in tongue. Be sweet.3. *Love factory* in heart. Be calm.Then life will be *satis"factory"*
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