Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ GRAND PARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE

wonderful.  very true.  

On Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 9:54 AM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com> wrote:

Received a hilarious one for our generation.!!

*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !

Good Morning !

At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.

Beeeeeppp...

● If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.

● If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.

● If you want to borrow the car, press 3.

● If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4.

● If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.

● If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.

● If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.

● If you want to come to eat here, press 8.

● If you need money, press 9.

● If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre, start talking...we are listening !

*I love it every time I read this* !

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