"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
"Everywhere is within walking distance
"Everywhere is within walking distance
if you have the time."
"I installed a skylight in my apartment...
"I installed a skylight in my apartment...
the people who live above me are furious!"
"Borrow money from pessimists --
"Borrow money from pessimists --
they don't expect it back."
"Half the people you know are below average."
"99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend, .....
"Half the people you know are below average."
"99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend, .....
But she left me before we met."
"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"
"Hard work pays off in the future;
"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"
"Hard work pays off in the future;
laziness pays off now."
"Eagles may soar, but
"Eagles may soar, but
weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
"Experience is something you don't get until
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
"Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it."
"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;
"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;
to steal from many is research."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
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