Sunday, 9 August 2015

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ PUNS

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Brilliant Puns: 
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion. 

3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; 
man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted. 

4. War does not determine who is right, 
it determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 

6. A man who stands on the toilet, is high on pot. 

And the finest:
7. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!😀😀

HAVE A NICE WEEK AHEAD

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