| Man to super beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?" Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.." Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?" Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" 😜😜😂😂😊 👩Wife:How much do you love me 👨Husband:l love you so much ,l can't measure. 👩Wife:No just tell me in 👨Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you. 👩Wife:wow! dats so romantic. 👨Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards......... Hahahahahaha 😃Don't laugh alone 😃......pass it on AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.. ------------------------------ DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. 😜😜😜😜. ------------------------------ Population Comparison : -------------------------- .. INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U? AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro. Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom... 😜😜😜😜😜😜 Britisher : Y u indians differ in colors, look we R all white..? AbdulKalam: Horses r in different colors but donkeys r all the same..! Send 2 all Indians... ...😜😜😜 |
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