Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Have a Hearty Laughter

BEAUTIFUL

On Tue, May 26, 2015 at 7:14 PM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing
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>
> A young Punjabi couple who I hardly knew insisted that I come to their
> house-warming party. I went suitably armed with compliments for the hostess
> and her new home. They had obviously spent a lot of money - a long drive-in
> flanked by royal palms and beds of roses led up to portico. There was
> apparently even larger spread of lawns and flower beds in the rare of the
> house. I fired my first compliment at the house.
> ''What a beautiful frontage you have, Mrs. Kumar!''
> ''Oh, thank you, thank you,'' she gushed, ''but you have not seen my
> backside yet. It's much prettier than my front.''
> My second compliment, this addressed to the hostess evoked an equally
> naïve response. She was draped in a gossamer-thin saree through which one
> could see most of what she had. ''And what a beautiful saree you are
> wearing!'' I said.
> ''Oh this is very mamooli; I just wear it for street walking.
>
> ****
>
> What did you learn in the school today?'' mother asked her young son.
> ''I learned how to add,'' replied the child. ''Two plus two the son of
> bitch is four. Three plus three the son of bitch is six....''
> The shocked mother went to school the next day and confronted the
> teacher who, on hearing the complaint was shocked. So the child was asked to
> repeat what he had learnt. Hearing him, the teacher burst out laughing and
> said ''What I actually taught the children was two plus two, the sum of
> which is four; three plus three, the some of which is six!''
>
> *****
>
> The world's most avid cricket fan, Banta Singh had arrived early at the
> stadium for the first one day international, only to realize that he had
> left his ticket at home.
> Not wanting to miss any of the matches, he went to the cricket booth
> and got in a long queue for another seat. After an hour's wait he was just
> few feet from the booth when a voice called out, ''Hey, Balwinder!' he
> looked up and out of the queue, and tried to locate the owner of the
> voice...with no success.
> He realized he had lost his place in the queue, and had to go back to
> the end of the line and wait all over again. After he purchased his ticket,
> he was thirsty, and went to buy a coke. The line at the counter was also
> very long. But the since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as
> he got to the counter, a voice called out, 'Oye, Balwinder!' again Banta got
> out of the line looking for the owner of the voice. But with no luck.
> He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke. Finally he had
> his coke and took his seat, eager for the game to start. As he waited for
> the game to start, he heard the voice calling, 'Hey, Balwinder!' once more.
> Furious, Banta Singh stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, 'My name
> is not Balwinder.'
>
>
> ******
>
> Dr.
> Maheswar
>
>
>
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