[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE

Funny

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper

 on four Consecutive days. 

The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY:
For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.

 Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani

 who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in K Shah's ad yesterday. 

It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap.

 Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: K Shah has informed us that he has received several

 annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in

 the Classified ad yesterday. 

The ad stands correct as follows: 

'For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale. 

Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and 

ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.'

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, K Shah, have no sewing machine for sale.

 I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the 

phone disconnected. 

I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.

 Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

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