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One liners about India

Here are some interesting one liners about India. 

India is a country where on the streets, 

everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time.

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India is the only country where people fight 

to be termed 'backward'.

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Being one in a million in India means that there are 

1241 Indians just like you.

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In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste.

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The ABC of what sells in India, 

Astrology, 

Bollywood and 

Cricket.

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In India, it's okay to piss in public, but not kiss.

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In the West people have sex and hope for a marriage. 

In India people marry and hope for sex.

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India has not roads with potholes, but 

potholes with a bit of road around them.

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In India to become rich you have to become 

a politician and to become a politician 

you have to be rich.

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The most crucial part of a traffic signal in India 

without which it doesn't work at all, is a policeman.

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The four most crucial pillars of Indian Society are – 

Religion, 

Casteism, 

Corruption and 

Hypocrisy.

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Only country where reserved enjoy more 

benefits than the deserved.

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India is a place where the only rights 

people get are the last rites.

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India is the only country where it takes 15 minutes 

to reach a place by walking, whereas it takes an 

hour by car to reach the same place.

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In India, there are two types of roads:

 Under Construction and Under Repair.

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In India, the Capitalists are greedy and 

the Socialists are envious.

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Where people worship Goddess Durga, 

but kill a girl even after healthy delivery.

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Where Olympic shooter gets 3 crore rupees for 

gold medal, but soldier who dies of shooting while 

fighting with another nation gets mere 1 Lakh.

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India is a place where rules are made 

to be broken and roads are built to be dug.

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Is your land in danger of being acquired by the government? 

Don't worry, keep calm and build a temple.

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India is the only country in the world where 

more fighter pilots are killed and more fighter jets

 destroyed during peace than in war.

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In India, any time is a tea time.

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India is always on list of developing countries..

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In India, you don't drive on the left of the road,

 you drive on what is left on the road.

 

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