MOST STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE USUALLY ASK IN OBVIOUS SITUATIONS AND WHAT YOU SHOULD RESPOND!!
001: AT MOVIES, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ME: I SELL TICKETS IN BLACK HERE, DON'T YOU KNOW?
002: IN BUS. A FAT LADY STEPS ON MY FEET. SORRY DID THAT HURT?
ME: NO NOT AT ALL. I AM ON LOCAL ANESTHESIA. WHY DON U TRY AGAIN?
003: WHEN I GOT WOKEN UP AT MIDNIGHT BY A CALL; SORRY! WERE YOU SLEEPING?
ME: NA! I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON WHETHER MONKEYS IN AFRICA MARRY OR NOT. U THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING, YOU STUPID FOOL!?
004: WHEN THEY SEE ME WITH SHORTER HAIR: HEY HAVE U HAD A HAIRCUT?
ME: NAH! ITS AUTUMN, MY HAIRS SHEDDING!
05: WHEN SOMEONE CALL ON LAND LINE AND ASKS WHERE ARE YOU?
ME: I AM IN A MARKET WITH TELEPHONE AROUND MY NECK!: D
001: AT MOVIES, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ME: I SELL TICKETS IN BLACK HERE, DON'T YOU KNOW?
002: IN BUS. A FAT LADY STEPS ON MY FEET. SORRY DID THAT HURT?
ME: NO NOT AT ALL. I AM ON LOCAL ANESTHESIA. WHY DON U TRY AGAIN?
003: WHEN I GOT WOKEN UP AT MIDNIGHT BY A CALL; SORRY! WERE YOU SLEEPING?
ME: NA! I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON WHETHER MONKEYS IN AFRICA MARRY OR NOT. U THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING, YOU STUPID FOOL!?
004: WHEN THEY SEE ME WITH SHORTER HAIR: HEY HAVE U HAD A HAIRCUT?
ME: NAH! ITS AUTUMN, MY HAIRS SHEDDING!
05: WHEN SOMEONE CALL ON LAND LINE AND ASKS WHERE ARE YOU?
ME: I AM IN A MARKET WITH TELEPHONE AROUND MY NECK!: D
Shabir
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