SOME SPECIAL JOKES FOR MY DEAR FRIENDS
FOR ALL THE MEN WHO HAVE A CO-PILOT WIFE WHEN DRIVING A CAR
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE
are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the!
Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
This cracked me up..
'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Know why India is FIRST CHOICE even in hell
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An Indian politician (not the honest ones who are very few in number) dies and goes to hell. In the reception area of the hell, he is directed to a room to attend a meeting. He finds a large number of people of different nationalities waiting in the room. The crowd was informed that they were there to be punished for their sins in different rooms, but they had the choice of selecting their room for punishment.
Our politician asked, "Can you give us the details about the rooms?"
He was informed, "There are 6 rooms - the American room, the Japanese room, the British room, the German room, the French room and the Indian room. You can choose any one of these."
Our politician: "Can you furnish the details of our punishment in these rooms?"
He was told, " The punishment is the same in all the rooms. (1) You will be made to sit on an electric chair for one hour. (2) Then you will have to lie down on a bed of sharp nails for the next one hour. (3) The devil appointed by that government (American / Japanese / British / German / French / Indian ) will whip you for the next one hour."
Most of the people except our politician and an American choose the one of the first five rooms, thinking that they would be comfortable there. Our friend chooses the Indian room. When the American asks him why he chose it, he says, "I selected the Indian chamber because:
(1) I know that the electric chair will not work because there is hardly any regular supply of electricity in India,
(2) the nails in the bed would have been stolen by this time and
(3) the devil who is supposed to whip me is a government servant. So I know he will come late to the office, sign the attendance register and will go to the canteen. If at all he is there, I am confident that I can bribe him to do what I tell him."
The American grins and follows our politician friend into the Indian chamber.
I need not remind you, but hope that you have howled in laughter today.
Regards
TONY CHACKO
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