Thursday, 20 March 2014

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Simple Home Remedies

 
 

These Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Are Great.    They all seem to work!


  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

  • Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

  • For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.  Remember to use a timer.

  • A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You'll be afraid to cough.

  • You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

  • If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

  • Daily thought:  some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

  • An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

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