Payday.....A maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, here are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you".
Wife:"Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband Will said so".
Wife:"Did he now?". Maria:"Yes.
The second reason is that I am a better cook that you".
Wife:"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?".
Maria:"Your husband Will did".
Wife: "Oh did he now?" Maria:"Yes.
The third reason is that I am a better lover than you".
Wife (really furious now, and with a menacing tone asked):"Did my Will say that as well?"
"No" said Maria. "The Gardener did!"..... MARIA GOT THE RAISE!!!!
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-- "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, here are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you".
Wife:"Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband Will said so".
Wife:"Did he now?". Maria:"Yes.
The second reason is that I am a better cook that you".
Wife:"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?".
Maria:"Your husband Will did".
Wife: "Oh did he now?" Maria:"Yes.
The third reason is that I am a better lover than you".
Wife (really furious now, and with a menacing tone asked):"Did my Will say that as well?"
"No" said Maria. "The Gardener did!"..... MARIA GOT THE RAISE!!!!
With loving regards
Dr.E.S.Maheswar
Vijayawada; India
I want my Email Id and password secure
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