http://youtu.be/Blx9lHMivQs - Casablanca by Bertie Higgins
http://youtu.be/A-uk0yZJ8qQ - Another Day In Paradise by James Last Orchestra
http://youtu.be/50R7FF-_ako - El Condor Pasa by Leo Rojas
MODERN DAY OFFICE DICTIONARY
1. "COMPETITIVE SALARY": We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
2. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no time to train you.
3. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE": We don't pay enough to expect you to dress up.
4. "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED": You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
5. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" : Some time each night and some time each weekend.
6. 'DUTIES WILL VARY": Anyone in the office can boss you around.
7. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL": We have no quality control.
8. "CAREER-MINDED": Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
9. "APPLY IN PERSON": If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
10. "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE": We've filled the job; our call for a resume is just a legal formality.
11. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE": You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
12. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST": You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
13. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS": You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
14. "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS": Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
15. "I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION": I've used Microsoft Office.
16. "I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE": I pilfer office supplies.
17. " MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES": I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.
18. "I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK": I blame others for my mistakes.
19. "I'M PERSONABLE": I give lots of unsolicited personal advice.
20. "I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL": I carry a Day Timer.
21. "I AM ADAPTABLE": I've changed jobs a lot.
22. "I AM ON THE GO": I'm never at my desk.
23. "I AM HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED": The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.
USED vs LOVED ( But I would headline it as "What Anger Does!!!" )
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father…..with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’
The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions….. .sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;
The child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today’s world is that people are used while things are loved.
Let’s try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used, People are to be loved.
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
I’m glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder..
I hope you have a good day no matter what problems you may face it’s the only day you’ll have before it’s over.
Your pal
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