[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ The American Deficit

 

 

 

 

 

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was  going to be cold or mild.

 

 

 

Since A he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the  weather was going to be.

 

 

 

Nevertheless, A to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed A going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood A to be prepared.

 

 
But A also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.

 

 

He went A to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the  coming winter going to be cold?

 

'It  looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man  responded.

 

 
So  the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood.

 

 

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going  to be a very cold winter?'

 

'Yes,'  the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going  to be a very cold winter.'

 

 
The  Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every  scrap of wood they could find.

 

 

 
 Two  weeks later, he called the National Weather Service  again.

 

'Are  you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 

 

 

 'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest  winters ever.'

 

'How  can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.

 

 

The  weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like  crazy.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This  is how stock markets  work!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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