Tuesday, 29 January 2013

***keep_mailing*** Newton's laws of software

Newton's laws of software

Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.

Law 4 : Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!

Thank& Regards ,

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