A lady was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Lady took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.
"Why?" her daughter asked.
... "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" Lady replied.
At this point, her daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ...Lady was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy"
"Exactly" Lady replied back with a big smile on her face and joy in my heart.
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