Friday, 5 January 2018

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ It's all about Patience

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2018-01-05 22:19 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
A couple 👫 watching an IPL  match on the TV  together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.

Husband:  He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee 

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian 

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter .

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit. 

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit? 

Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?

Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'.

Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over? 

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV.

Wife turns it on and watches 'Balika Vadhu'


Husband: Who is this Anandi?

Wife: Tumhari Maa... 
Don't you dare disturb me..


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