[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ It's all about Patience

A couple 👫 watching an IPL  match on the TV  together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband:  He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee  Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian  Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta  Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter . Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit.  Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit?  Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to? Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'. Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over?  Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and watches 'Balika Vadhu' Husband: Who is this Anandi? Wife: Tumhari Maa...  Don't you dare disturb me.. Husband:  Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android