Friday, 2 June 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Today's Jokes

Super Insults
Smart answers by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

A letter from a teacher to a parent: 
Dear Parent, 
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him, Teach him......

Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also.

A cute excuse:
Teacher- Y r u late?
Student- Mom dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? 
Salesman: Rs.18,000/- 
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iPhone?? . . 
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book 'How to Cook' !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop started working. 
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
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