Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Two-Liners , Puns!

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2017-06-18 12:24 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:

 

Fresh Two-liners with some Genuine Observations:

🎉The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

🎉Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

🎉A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

🎉Archaeologist: Someone  whose career lies in ruins.

🎉There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

🎉They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?

🎉Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

🎉One nice thing about egoists:

 

They don't talk about other people.

 

 

 

 

 

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Some Brilliant Puns :

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.

3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred;
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!

7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"!!

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