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HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND :

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy :-

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and

 I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance.

 This is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, 

which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0! 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another
valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then

 installed undesirable programs such as

 NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do? 
Rgds 
Xxxx 

Reply :
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an

Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is

 an operating system.

Please enter command- 

ithoughtyoulovedme.html 

and try to download Tears 6.2 , then 

only it will automatically run the applications

 Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application

 can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , 

Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0

 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically

 be downloaded into your system. 
So please be careful! 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. 
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

We recommend: Cooking 3.0

Good Luck Madam !

HAVE A NICE DAY
Rgds
Xxxx