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An elderly gentleman...

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor  and the doctor was able to have him fitted f

or a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. 
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and

the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. 
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' 
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.  I've changed my will three times!' 

 

 

I love this one!
Hospital  regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.  

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly  gentleman

already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at  his feet, who

insisted he didn't  need my help to leave the hospital. 
After a chat about rules being rules, he  reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. 
On the way down I asked him if his wife  was meeting him. 
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still  upstairs in the bathroom changing

out of her hospital  gown.' 

 

 

 

Three old guys are out walking. 
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' 
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' 
Third one says, 'So am I.  Let's go get a beer..' 
 

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.                                                            It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 
'Really,' answered the neighbour. 
'What kind is it?' 
'Twelve thirty..' 
 

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. 
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a                                              gorgeous young woman on his arm. 
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,                                                                       'You're really doing great, aren't you?' 
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' 
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' 

 

 

 

Now, before you 'forget', send them on to some other folks                                                                             you know who could use a good laugh

 

(EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THEM BEFORE,                                                                                BUT PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER!!!)