Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! And for you younger ones, to get them growing!!
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language... is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the President's Name...in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Here are the Answers: (No peeking!)
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny, of course.
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS
Keep that brain working; try to figure this one out....
See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?
1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
Give it another try....
Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the Answer. This is so cool.....
REMEMBER I ONLY SENT THIS TO MY SMART FRIENDS
NOW DON'T LET ME DOWN
No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters....
Answer is below!
Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out?
No? Then send this to more people and stump them as well.
Then, you'll feel better too.....!
Friday 30 September 2016
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Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 9 Body Language Mistakes that Ruin Your Interview
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When it comes to getting a new job, every effort to be the best option will always be worth. But sometimes the body can betray him in certain situations. So be careful!Most Popular Interview Questions for Managers
1. Do not make eye contact:
The worst and the worst of all. You feel more nervous, this is one of the first signs that tell an interviewer that you are not sure and demonstrate little interest and attention span. If those who feel you can not keep a look, previously prepare for your interview and try to keep at least 10 seconds , the look of the person
2. Poor posture:
depending on how you sit in the chair, will be a key pair that you will give your interviewer. If those who are "scatters" can appear as someone arrogant and lazy. Look feel comfortable, trying to keep your back straight and shoulders back. . If this position does not like it, just keep your chin and right arms in a comfortable position
What Hiring Managers Really Want from You
3. Horseplay:
with a pen, watch , or any other object that has at its disposal. The meaning is clear: anxiety. And this is something that most companies do not want on your payroll, because they are people who can not get to have low productivity rates. . And again, it's all about the ability to concentrate that you can get to have
4. Do not smile:
so say it is definitely something that is not given to you. This is simply an indication of "the level of bad temper" or how willing he is to be known. A smile does is show a person as someone warm and friendly that you can establish good working relations.
New Manager's Fundamentals – Some Critical Points
5. Aim:
It is a gesture that definitely puts a barrier between people who are interacting and depending on how point, it may be an indication that it is a "bossy" person who is not willing to listen to the views of the the rest. Undoubtedly, it is a very aggressive gesture.
6. Very strong handshake:
or very weak. Either one might say a lot about you. Even to the same position in which you reach out , it is a sign of his personality: down, indicates arrogance; as well as provide the forearm instead of the hand. . Remember that the ideal is that it is always sideways, pointing towards the person and force a just lasting no more than 10 seconds
10 Things Not to Share with your Colleagues
7. Arms crossed:
the obvious is shown as someone who is on the defensive and putting resistance. Even, depending on the position in which it does, it is also sending the message to be a faithless and arrogant person, which obviously puts a barrier to your interviewer has the mood of wanting to know more.
8. Feeling restless:
and start looking at the ceiling, play with your hair or touching your face. These can reach interpreted as gestures of indifference to the interview and distraction. There are some that are passable and shown as "nerves" in the interview, but when they are very consistent, the omen is not good.
9. Position of the hands:
either they are behind your back or hidden in pockets or in your jacket, does not send a good signal to your interviewer. This has to do above all with a theme of trust and shown as someone who is unsociable or have things to hide. Leave them on your lap or on the table and move them only when you want to talk about something particular. Yes, without error 5.
Junaid Tahir
www.DailyTenMinutes.com
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Date: Fri, 30 Sep 2016 04:53:05 +0000
Subject: {Desi_Pardesi} The Future Is Now - Flyboard Air
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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Fwd: {Desi_Pardesi} 27 Most Stylish Bollywood Movies Between The Years 2000-2016
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Date: Fri, 30 Sep 2016 11:14:44 +0000
Subject: {Desi_Pardesi} 27 Most Stylish Bollywood Movies Between The
Years 2000-2016
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27 Most Stylish Bollywood Movies
<http://www.lovielimes.com/showthread.php/51470-27-Most-Stylish-Bollywood-Movies-Between-The-Years-2000-2016>
Between The Years 2000-2016
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Yes, it is here - the big, bad list of the most stylish movies produced in
the last 16 years of Indian cinema. We're not ranking them from 1-27; we're
just compiling them into one full-on list of awesomeness. This one's going
to be one nostalgic ride because we will be teleporting you to a time when
Rani Mukherjee was your official style icon. Also, to the the time when you
were stunned at the sheer grandeur in the movies of Sanjay Leela Bhansali
(now, it is kind of an expectation!) as you watched his leading ladies wear
clothes that belonged in a period museum. When it comes to Bollywood,
inspiration is everywhere. From Priyanka Chopra's 'desi girl' sari in
Dostana to Deepika Padukone's concert-ready outfits in Cocktail, there is
lot your wardrobe owes to Bollywood. Here's looking at 27 movies that
inspired you in every fashionable way possible. Scroll through the list to
see if your favourite movie has made it to this list, in no particular
order!
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[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 9 Body Language Mistakes that Ruin Your Interview
When it comes to getting a new job, every effort to be the best option will always be worth. But sometimes the body can betray him in certain situations. So be careful!
Most Popular Interview Questions for Managers
1. Do not make eye contact:
The worst and the worst of all. You feel more nervous, this is one of the first signs that tell an interviewer that you are not sure and demonstrate little interest and attention span. If those who feel you can not keep a look, previously prepare for your interview and try to keep at least 10 seconds , the look of the person
2. Poor posture:
depending on how you sit in the chair, will be a key pair that you will give your interviewer. If those who are "scatters" can appear as someone arrogant and lazy. Look feel comfortable, trying to keep your back straight and shoulders back. . If this position does not like it, just keep your chin and right arms in a comfortable position
What Hiring Managers Really Want from You
3. Horseplay:
with a pen, watch , or any other object that has at its disposal. The meaning is clear: anxiety. And this is something that most companies do not want on your payroll, because they are people who can not get to have low productivity rates. . And again, it's all about the ability to concentrate that you can get to have
4. Do not smile:
so say it is definitely something that is not given to you. This is simply an indication of "the level of bad temper" or how willing he is to be known. A smile does is show a person as someone warm and friendly that you can establish good working relations.
New Manager's Fundamentals – Some Critical Points
5. Aim:
It is a gesture that definitely puts a barrier between people who are interacting and depending on how point, it may be an indication that it is a "bossy" person who is not willing to listen to the views of the the rest. Undoubtedly, it is a very aggressive gesture.
6. Very strong handshake:
or very weak. Either one might say a lot about you. Even to the same position in which you reach out , it is a sign of his personality: down, indicates arrogance; as well as provide the forearm instead of the hand. . Remember that the ideal is that it is always sideways, pointing towards the person and force a just lasting no more than 10 seconds
10 Things Not to Share with your Colleagues
7. Arms crossed:
the obvious is shown as someone who is on the defensive and putting resistance. Even, depending on the position in which it does, it is also sending the message to be a faithless and arrogant person, which obviously puts a barrier to your interviewer has the mood of wanting to know more.
8. Feeling restless:
and start looking at the ceiling, play with your hair or touching your face. These can reach interpreted as gestures of indifference to the interview and distraction. There are some that are passable and shown as "nerves" in the interview, but when they are very consistent, the omen is not good.
9. Position of the hands:
either they are behind your back or hidden in pockets or in your jacket, does not send a good signal to your interviewer. This has to do above all with a theme of trust and shown as someone who is unsociable or have things to hide. Leave them on your lap or on the table and move them only when you want to talk about something particular. Yes, without error 5.
Junaid Tahir
www.DailyTenMinutes.com
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