Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE

NICE

On Sun, May 31, 2015 at 6:05 PM, Mohamed Jaffer <mjkassam@gmail.com> wrote:
> Funny
>
> These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper
> on four Consecutive days.
> The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
>
> MONDAY:
> For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.
> Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani
> who lives with him cheap.
>
> TUESDAY:
> Notice: We regret having erred in K Shah's ad yesterday.
> It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap.
> Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'
>
> WEDNESDAY:
> Notice: K Shah has informed us that he has received several
> annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in
> the Classified ad yesterday.
> The ad stands correct as follows:
> 'For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.
> Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and
> ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.'
>
> THURSDAY:
> Notice: I, K Shah, have no sewing machine for sale.
> I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the
> phone disconnected.
> I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.
> Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.
>
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