Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ LAWYERS DO NOT LIE

BEAUTIFUL

On Thu, Jun 11, 2015 at 10:26 PM, Mohamed Jaffer <mjkassam@gmail.com> wrote:
> Lawyers Don't Lie.
>
> A Lawyer Had A Wife And 12 Children And Needed to move
> as his Rental Agreement Was Coming To An End For
> The Home Where He Lived But Was Having Difficulty
> In Finding A New Home.
>
> When he said he had 12 children, no one would Rent A Home
> To Him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy The Home.
> He could not say that he had no children, He Could Not Lie,
>
> After all, Lawyers Cannot And Do Not Lie.
>
> So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk
> to the cemetery with 11 children.
>
> He took the remaining one with him to see homes
> with the Real Estate Agent.
>
> He liked one of the homes and the agent asked :
> "How Many Children Do You Have ?
> He answered : "12 children.
> The agent asked - " And where are they now "
>
> The Lawyer answered, with a sad look,
> "They are in the Cemetery with their Mother.
>
> And that's the way he was able to Rent A Home
> For His Family Without Lying.
>
> MORAL :
>
> It is not Necessary To Lie,
> One Only Has To Choose The Right Words.
> Lawyers Don't Lie ...They Are great
>
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