Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Jokes for you

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On Thu, Jun 11, 2015 at 5:00 PM, 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing
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>
> A man went to a dhaba run by a Sardarji and ordered a full tandoori chicken.
> When the bird was placed before him, he asked, 'How is it that the chicken
> is short of one leg?''
> The dabha owner replied, ''Aap nay chicken khanna hai, ya iskey saath
> dance karna hai? (You want to eat it or dance with it?)
>
> ******
>
> This anecdote is about political parties employing goondas to rig polls. The
> goonda fraternity had its own under cover identifications to establish its
> political credentials. The police got a wind of it. So when it arrested four
> hoodlums they were ordered to stand in the line.
> ''Raise your dhothy,'' ordered the police officer.
> The first man had a red langoty. ''Lock him up. He is a communist.''
> The second wore a green langoty. ''Lock him up, he is a Majlis
> Ittehad-E-Musalmeen.''
> The third had a saffron underwear. ''Lock him up, he is BJP.''
> The fourth who didn't have any underwear, explained his nudity as ''an
> independent without political affiliations.''
> He was set free.
>
> Moral: do not wear langotis till elections are over.
>
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