Word of wisdom.
If you want to change the world,
do it when you are a bachelor.
After marriage,
you can't even change a TV channel..."
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.
You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world,
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.
You don't understand it but you still accept it.
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband;
The poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does
What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife
The poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most Indian women request for the same husband, in the next life -
how can you let such good training go to waste?
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does
What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife
"I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" & wife asks
"WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' – now that's Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"WAS SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' – now that's Checkmate!
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment, that has doubled.''
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