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Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?"  The woman replied – "My husband's cheque book !!" Ø A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House'? Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!". Ø Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret ? Old man : I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her. Ø A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free. Ø Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day ! Ø Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this "Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter? Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you…… Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine...Pass it on..😃 😄 Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android