[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ SMILE PLESE

JOKES

 

 

Girlfriend :"Last night I had a dream of you."
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Boyfriend (got excited):"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied :"We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone."
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Boyfriend (with luv):"I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"

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TEACHER: Wo konsa
Department hai jis me
Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???
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Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..
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Teacher: Kyon
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PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka
kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.

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Sweetest kiss : Sar par

Loveliest kiss : Galo par

Romantic kiss : Hontho par

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The hottest kiss : Bike k Silencer par Try karo.

"DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI !"

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5S

Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka???

Boy (with anger) : reebok ka hai.

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Sir utha k jine ki tammna hai...
per...

Kambakhat whatsapp aur facebook picha Nahi chodta...

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Girl 1 : Yar ye Ladke Aapas main kitni Gandi
Baatain karte hain..
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.Girl 2 : Kitni Gandi ??.
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Girl 3 : Aray Jitni Hum Aapas main karte hain.
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Girl 2 : Haye Bhagwan Itni Gandi

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Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko kisi ladke
ke saath dekhta hu to
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Dil pe haath rakh ke
khud ko tasalli deta hu ki
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Bhai-Behan hai..
Bhai-Behan hai..

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