As Steve Jobs is now in Heaven, the Apsaras are now called Items !
A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. That's why I am your friend ! You are so damn lucky.
God made the world and everything else was made in China.
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.
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