Sunday 31 December 2017

Re: [ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ Today's Jokes

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2017-12-31 1:03 GMT+08:00 'DR. MAHESH' via Keep_Mailing <keep_mailing@googlegroups.com>:
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...

Ordered 2 drinks 
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... 
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...

The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!

( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...👏👏👏👏🎓
😜😝👆👆
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MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!
    
Helper required................

Qualification:-  Must have diabetes!
😎😁😂
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?

MAN: My lord, I was going to 
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.

JUDGE: Case dismissed😝😝
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Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉

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