Friday 21 July 2017

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ CYNICAL MEANINGS






Cynical Meanings
* Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

* Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through" the minds of either."

* Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

* Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

* Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

* Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

* Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

* Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

* Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

* Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

* Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.






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