Monday, 18 November 2013

[ ::: ♥Keep_Mailing♥ ::: ]™ 4 WORMS IN CHURCH

"4  Worms In Church"

Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!


A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would 
add emphasis  to his Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. 

The first worm was put into a container of  alcohol. 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette  smoke. 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup. 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean  soil. 

At the conclusion of the sermon, 
the Minister reported the  following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . 
. . ....  
Dead 



The  second worm in cigarette smoke . . ..
 
Dead 





Third  worm in chocolate syrup .. .. . . 
Dead





Fourth  worm in good clean soil ........
                
Alive … 


So  the Minister asked the congregation, 


"What  did you learn from this demonstration?" 






Maxine  was sitting in the back, 
quickly raised her hand and said .. . ..  
"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, 

you  won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
!



Today  is
 
International Disturbed People's Day.


Please send an encouraging message to 
a disturbed friends... 

Just  as I've done. 


"Hang  in there sunshine, 
you're special!"

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