*Loved these, especially the 1st, 5th and the 10th.*
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion
not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world.
That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that
her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide:
Poison,
sleeping pills,
hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but
we chose marriage,
slow but sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal,
banned,
expensive or
married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru.
We should learn to love our enemies - Mahatma Gandhi.
Ab aap bataye kiski sune Bapu ki ya Chacha ki?
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
when tears flows from your eyes always
say these words: Hey Ganpat, chal daaru la.
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Keep_Mailing" group.
To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to keep_mailing+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com.
To post to this group, send email to keep_mailing@googlegroups.com.
Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/keep_mailing.
To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/keep_mailing/CAGLz4tCePS7udd-yYUgegB5AEoZozOP35LpAxJWdKi-%2BYr_MNw%40mail.gmail.com.
For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
No comments:
Post a Comment